threw this together when i was bored. i was thinking of where i would rather be than at home being bored. and i thought, wouldnt it be nice to be on a boat. then i started to think, if i was on a boat, that would be that i was successful in life and that i have accomplished something great. something like owning a great big boat. then when i was on the boat i would sing this song, stating that i never though i'd be on a boat. and i would most likely fuck a mermaid. yes i would.
*ish listenin to the song now* i want to be on a motherfucking boat! =_=
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When you're on your boat, can you invite me and T-Pain?
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mykul
i want to be on a motherfucking boat! =_=
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"Bret? what the hell happend to you? have you seen keitha?"
"she robbed us.her friends taped me to the door."
"im not sure about me and her.can i have a hug?"
"no"
hugs him
"no fair im no way participating in this hug"pat him on head with sandwich
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"I am straight, have 3 holes, a draw full of lace underwear and a subscription to Vogue.
Breasts don't faze me - particularly because I have a lovely pair of my own"
=OpiateTart
I saw the clean version of 'I'm On A Boat' on YT and it made me laugh due to the censoring etc etc.
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JAMES MAY!!
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