threw this together when i was bored. i was thinking of where i would rather be than at home being bored. and i thought, wouldnt it be nice to be on a boat. then i started to think, if i was on a boat, that would be that i was successful in life and that i have accomplished something great. something like owning a great big boat. then when i was on the boat i would sing this song, stating that i never though i'd be on a boat. and i would most likely fuck a mermaid. yes i would.